Thursday, March 31, 2011


I don't think this needs any explanation.

Sexy Robot Butler also has great suction capabilities. Like a vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Sensitive mode? Check.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I now have cute anime eyes from all these new flower magnets.

Me and my crochet hook have been busy busy bizzay!

I know, right? You now have cute anime eyes as well.

These magnet flowers are all at my Etsy store now, being sold singly in cute white tins decorated with an unobtrusive flower design. Isn't this flower precious? Don't you just want to wear it on your wrist and pretend you're going to the prom? and put on your old prom dress and do your hair with a bump-it? and put a tuxedo on a broom and duct tape it to your body and dance? Because that's not weird. Or anything. Ahem.

They are also sold in sets of three!  And look! Keep scrolling. . . .

Behold! The BiG TiN packed with Floozy's Flower Fridge Magnets. I know! The cuteness has reached critical mass. We are all going to die.

Monday, March 28, 2011

CHICKATION! with presents and random mustaches!

This is my super rad friend Holly. We gets along. Here we are in Indianapolis being total dorktards.
 We also went to the Field Museum in Chicago. This is me being inappropriate, goosing the perky male butts of statues.
Holly likes owls. A lot. She has serious owl issues, stemming from a childhood tragedy she doesn't feel comfortable talking about. So I made her this 'bathroom birdie' with -- you guessed it -- an owl.

I also brought Holly a 'BACK OFF' sleeping mask. Here is her daughter Daphne wearing it. I am wearing my matching one. Yes, those are mustaches. They keep our upper lips warm.

But I am back home now! And a'floozying away. The Etsy store is open! Tomorrow I am listing many more things! such as: Floozy's Flower Fridge Magnets! Super Secret Waffle Cult Sampler! 'Stabby' Samplers! and another Mr. Darcy! who likes you very much, just as you are.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Spring Break! Moms Gone Mild!

Yeah, I am done with the bitchin' family reunion. It was wonderful! (My brother-in-law's boyfriend is a *model.* I should have gotten some pictures with him showcasing all of my stuff. That would have upped my marketability, I'm sure.) Tomorrow I am headed out again to go on my bi-annual chickation with my good friend, Holly. We do super wild things for spring break, like eat waffles, visit bookstores, and take naps.

On the airplane, I plan on wearing my 'BACK OFF' sleeping mask. Think it will work? And since I am traveling through shark/germ-infested waters/airspace, I am thinking of not bringing this lurvely bag I made. It gets dirty easily and also I need more compartments and a top that closes to keep my crap from falling out all over the place.

But hey lookie! This is the bag when I flip it inside out. Reversible!

When I get home from my travels abroad, I will reopen my Etsy store. Should be March 28th or thereabouts. I have a few more things to add, including Floozy's Flower Fridge Magnets (adorable tin included!) and "stabby" samplers.

Happy March!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


I have done a few custom orders. This one is especially fabulous.

My cool new internet friend, Johi ( requested that I adapt an embroidery from this artfully rendered image:

Life is worth living when you know that such beautiful things as Manicorns still exist, right?

Friday, March 11, 2011

CROCHET BIKINI with pictures!

Sorry! There are no pictures of me in a crochet bikini. Because let's face it. No one wants to see that but crazy people and maybe Holocaust deniers.

I wonder how long she can get away with lounging by the pool before some guy throws her in to see how well a wet white crochet bikini top compares to a wet t-shirt.

Everything looks better with a cape.

TThe book cover, which I find groovily appealing somehow.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

the dollhouse I made for my daughter which she has subsequently enhanced

Last May I converted this bookshelf thingey into a 'Barbie' house for my daughter's birthday, not foreseeing that the lofty age of 7 was suddenly too mature for Barbie. The house was promptly rechristened a 'toy house.' Much better.

This is the penthouse suite. Notice how I made a toy bed out of Don Quixote. Somewhere an English teacher's head just exploded.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

BACK OFF sleeping mask

Picture this. You are blissfully napping when alas! a barbarian approaches and wakes you! Now picture this. You are wearing this lovely pinktastic sleeping mask that gives a button-underlined warning: BACK OFF. Sleeping continues sweetly uninterrupted.

Oh yeah, I am totally wearing one of these on the plane in a few weeks.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Friday, March 4, 2011

those painfully cute magnets packed in a tin!

The uber-incredible purchaser of ALL of the flower magnets will soon be receiving this tin. Full of magnets.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Floozy's Flower Fridge Magnets

Aren't these just so cute you want to hurl? I know! I am going to be selling them on etsy soon, but don't know if I should sell them singly or in batches or in an empty sleeve of Ritz crackers.