Tuesday, April 5, 2011

My dog in various adorable outfits including, yes, an EWOK one.

Don't worry. You don't have to gently tell me how crazy I am. I know how crazy I am.

"Shodu lurd." Ewokese translation: "My mom is crazy."




I am one badass mofo Ewok, yo.

I made this last Halloween and while it is cute for pictures, it doesn't fit perfectly, and shimmies off after a few minutes.
The front of my bewildering sewing project.
The back. I didn't make this part, but rather outsourced it to an Endor sweatshop. Shipping was a bitch!
I also crochet clothes for my dog. Because I have a life filled with glamor and adventure.
There is this one. A capelet of sorts.
And this one. "A muddy beard signifies a life well lived." -- Headmistress Granger
    
And this one!
Also, Headmistress Granger owns a Snuggie®. Say what you will, but this Dog Robe You Wear Backwards is rad. Check it:
I am so adorable you want to eat me slathered in maple syrup and sprinkles. 
And the best part about the Snuggie®? The box. Is hilarious! I lieth not.
Are those poodles playing backgammon? Yes. Yes they are.

2 comments:

  1. I'm going to post a crock pot recipe for cute dogs like yours.
    I prefer mine with bbq sauce... and I'm glad that I am not the only one who wants to eat cute things. Sometimes I have to physically restrain myself from chewing on Thing 2's ridiculous fat baby cheeks. Nom Nom.

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  2. I love my crockpot, too! I should make you a crock pot cozy. Just remember to take it off whenever you cook Adorable Baby Cheek Stew.

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