Holly Hobbie: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Cthulhu: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Holly Hobbie: I’d rather die than be with anyone but you.
Cthulhu: Y’ai ‘ng’ngah, Yog-Sohoth.
Holly Hobbie. I love you. You . . . you complete me.
Cthulhu: Aye, cngengah. F’ai throdog UAAAH!
At the end of my screenplay, after countless obstacles and ridiculous misunderstandings, our two lovelorn characters finally get together, and um, make a baby.
|THIS: The Love Child, Ctholly|
|Ctholly's favorite hobby: licking kittens.|