Monday, May 9, 2011

Ctholly: The Love Child of Cthulhu and Holly Hobbie

First, as an introduction to this classic tale of beauty and the beast, I would like to share with you an excerpt from my screenplay, 'Forbidden Lust."


Holly Hobbie: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Cthulhu: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Holly Hobbie: I’d rather die than be with anyone but you.

Cthulhu: Y’ai ‘ng’ngah, Yog-Sohoth.

Holly Hobbie. I love you. You . . . you complete me.

Cthulhu: Aye, cngengah. F’ai throdog UAAAH!

FIN

At the end of my screenplay, after countless obstacles and ridiculous misunderstandings, our two lovelorn characters finally get together, and um, make a baby.

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THIS: The Love Child, Ctholly
Ctholly's favorite hobby: licking kittens.

5 comments:

  1. Bahahaha! I like finding other...uh... unique individuals (such as myself) out there. Licking kittens=Awesome.

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  2. I'm so glad that someone out there "gets" me, Johi.

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  3. Oh yes yes yes. This is AWESOME!

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  4. This is "awesomesauce"!!! I need to go change my underpants I'm laughing so hard :)

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