Tuesday, August 9, 2011

This just in! Creepy Doll Union Strikes

Not to worry. The understudy -- Pink Balloon Head was ready to replace Creepy Doll in the role of naive ingenue. She had her lines completely memorized. Here are excerpts from my pulitzer-hopeful play.

act one, scene one
*Pink Balloon Head stares thoughtfully into the middle distance.


I'm going to skip about five hours of dialogue and get to the grand finale, starring the villain -- Evil Crochet Flower

act seven, scene thirty five

Evil Crochet Flower: If I prick you do you not pop?!
but cute hat, right? I will be selling them!

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