Custom Bathroom Birdie for my rad friends

Because I do custom products for my etsy store, I made this particular birdie at the request of my friends, the Harpers. They are cool people.

It's my mofo-ing birthday, everybody!

I made this to celebrate.

The Valentine I made for Mr. Floozy

Hot Zombie Chick

One of my first subversive embroidery endeavors. Beware this hot zombie chick. She only wants you for your BRAINS.

Mr. Darcy

Whenever I feel sad or fat or stupid, I simply look at Mr. Darcy here and remember that he likes me very much, just as I am.

Super Secret Waffle Cult

I feel compelled to share with you my religious beliefs. I am a proud member of the Super Secret Waffle Cult. Shhhh! It's super secret. And super exclusive. You must like waffles.

Inspirational hoops

I make various embroidery hoops with inspirational messages.

Shakespeare, Wordsmith

Dazzle your friends with this little known William Shakespeare quote, "Fate is a skank ho bitch."

Bathroom Birdies

The Bathroom Birdies are birdies. For you bathroom. They want you to feel good about your bowel movements.

Homo Sweet Homo

For all those proud people out there who just want a cute decoration to declare their gayness. And their sweetness. And perchance their love of ric-rac.

Pill Organizer Cozies

Since everyone has a cozy for their cell phones and iPads and walkie-talkies, I decided to make a cozy for the most go-to item of my purse -- my pill organizer. Because nothing says crazy like a granny-crocheted cozy for the crazy pills! (People, my brain chemistry is so awesome right now. )

Soon there will be a post. It will be awesome.