Pizza Man Say 'I'm a Vegetable!'

I am totally not cool with calling pizza a vegetable.

Because obviously, it's a fruit.


*Pizza Man hand-drawn by Mr. Floozy Junior.


Also, check out the apron version! Great for Christmas gift-giving,  yes?

My favorite television show of all time is . . . .

. . . . BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 


I am sure that this surprises no one.


My girls have started watching it with me and one of their favorite characters is Anya. She is one of my favorites, too. I mean, this his how she describes herself:


"Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal." 


One of our favorite episodes that we have watched over and over and over again is 'Fear Itself.'  You know, the one with the haunted house where everyone's fears manifest themselves? It is pretty rad. In the beginning Xander tells Anya to wear something scary and this is what she comes up with:

When asked why she wore this particular costume for Halloween, Anya answered:

bunnies frighten me.

Also, check out the actress, Emma Caulfield's, newest project -- a web comic titled, "Ripper." I have really been enjoying its Serial Killer goodness.

Firefly! Why did you have to end!?

I mourn the loss of many short-lived shows, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks. I makes me sad that they were cut down while in their prime. But maybe the one I miss the most is Firefly.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

Floozy Makeover: Utah County Style

Utah County Lady

To see the original version of this pattern, go to Floozy Finds! You won't be disappointed!

Today is really real TV Quote Friday. SO SAY WE ALL.

I stitched this hat last Friday for TV Quote Friday, but uh, the white crayon that I used to draw the lettering pattern made it look wonky. I figured it was no good, but then I remembered that modern miracle, the Washing Machine. And so I washed it. And the hat was saved! And somewhere Captain Apollo took off his shirt and wrote me a sonnet. Because he is sensitive like that. So say we all.