Friday, February 3, 2012

My First Giveaway!

update! I am extending the contest until 6pm tonight! (Monday, Feb 6.) That way I can choose a winner tonight, stitch it, and present the finished product in the morning.

Don't be scared of entering! Go on! Dooooo it.

Because I have a head cold that will definitely morph into a sinus infection by Monday, I am not going to stitch a "quote" today. Sooooo, (*drumroll*) I am going to do my first giveaway (<-Oprah voice). The PRIZE will be a sampler featuring a quote, saying, or lyric of YOUR CHOICE. (No illustrations, please.) And then when I have finished stitching it, I will mail it to you FREE. (International orders are OKAY.)


Here are the rules: The quote or such must not be longer than 10 words (example: the Preamble to the United States Constitution is too long.). . . . 

. . . Okay, there was only that one rule. I told you that my head hurt. 

In the comments section, leave your quote and your name. Go ahead and enter as many times as you'd like. I'll draw the winner through an app or something. I'll figure out that part later. I promise not to cheat.



  1. That sucks that you are sick! I hope you start feeling better really soon! I might get lockjaw from the rusty nail I stepped on this morning, so we can be sick together! That is just what friends do for each other!

  2. Boo on the impending sinus infection, yay on the giveaway! I hope your sinuses are nice to you and that you get better quick! :D

    My name is Sarah.

    My quote is, "She's so small, yet she contains so much evil." (it's a quote from Christopher Moore's 'Fluke')

  3. I am sorry you are ill, but somehow you still manage to make me smile.

    Name: Sherri

    Quote: Does it look like I'm happy?

  4. Name: Brittny

    Quote: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

  5. Farts are funny because I say so.

    Mary Ellen

  6. I'm sorry, I must have infected you with my crud via facebook.

    Hi, I'm Johi.

    I have so many quotes that I like.... I feel too much pressure!
    Maybe "And now I know why some animals eat their young."

    or maybe it should be something sweeter, like "Don't be a boring whore."

    or maybe just an "awesomesauce"

    I don't know- so much verbal vomit, so little time!

  7. These are all great!

    And come on, Lurkers! I know you're there. Post a quote. You know you want a sampler hanging in your best guest bathroom.

  8. "Somewhere in metal heaven, a guitar god just fist-pumped." An original.

  9. "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain"

    YAY! PICK ME! :)

  10. I need one for my darling daughters room that says, "You NEVER buy me anything!"

    PS she has more junk than any other of the kids.

  11. "Don't be sorry, just change your underwear."

    -Daphne's Mom

  12. "Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy"

    I'm Jennifer, and I approve this comment.

  13. Taking you at your word to enter as often as I want.

    My quote, "Get used to it."

    Jennifer LeBaron

  14. From Julie
    "It's nice to be nice to the nice"

  15. I'm not here to tell you who you are.

    from Joe vs. the volcano

  16. To display at your womanly time of the month, or whenever.

    "Wah wah, my pussy hurts"

  17. Helloooo.

    My quote is "It's strange the memories you keep"
    From The Lovely Bones <3

    Becky Blou

    Ps. I hope you feel better soooon :(

  18. "There is no Linda -- Only ZUUL!"

    Wait - have you done that one? If so, I apologize, and feel free to not include this one in the drawring.


  19. "There is no charge for awesomeness."

  20. Last one - I promise.

    "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

  21. "There is no key, DOOFUS!"

    Which is a line from the last ep of Sherlock.

    Hope you're better soon!!


  22. Me again.

    "I'm not dead. Let's have dinner."

    More Sherlock. God I love that programme!

    Kim x

  23. One more.

    "Jesus loves us. Who cares what you think?"

    Jennifer. (Again.)

  24. I gotta add one more!

    "Chase your dreams, you might catch one"