Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The WINNER and my new favorite phrase

And the winner is . . . .






congrats, Jennifer LeBaron! You are The Chosen One! Please email me your address and I will mail this lovely out to you! (thecottonfloozy@gmail.com)


At first when I picked this quote, I was like, oh, okay. But the longer I thought about it, the more I was like, whoa, yes, awesome! In fact, it is my new favorite phrase.


MR. FLOOZY: What are you wearing?!


ME: It's my new granny robe that I bought at Walmart for 3 dollars and I love it, so, get used to it.
...


CAR WASH ATTENDANT: What did you do to our car wash? It's broken!


ME: I have no spacial awareness and can never line up my wheel on the thingey so I accidentally rolled over a pipe or something. Get used to it.
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RANDOM STRANGER: Why is your shirt on inside out?


ME: Because I am dorktarded! GET USED TO IT.

3 comments:

  1. I love it. I love the sentiment. I'm currently in a Misfits-induced weepy fit. GET USED TO IT.

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  2. Woohoo!! I won, I won!! Thanks. Now to decide who gets to benefit from my wisdom most, the kids or the hubs. Maybe I should hang it where only I can see it, my own little altar to the futility of high expectations... nah. I'm aiming it at the kids. The sooner they learn, the better we will all get along. Hey, thanks again.

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  3. I LOVE it! Especially the daring trim. It really says, "I craft with bauble balls. Get used to it."

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