And the winner is . . . .
congrats, Jennifer LeBaron! You are The Chosen One! Please email me your address and I will mail this lovely out to you! (email@example.com)
At first when I picked this quote, I was like, oh, okay. But the longer I thought about it, the more I was like, whoa, yes, awesome! In fact, it is my new favorite phrase.
MR. FLOOZY: What are you wearing?!
ME: It's my new granny robe that I bought at Walmart for 3 dollars and I love it, so, get used to it.
CAR WASH ATTENDANT: What did you do to our car wash? It's broken!
ME: I have no spacial awareness and can never line up my wheel on the thingey so I accidentally rolled over a pipe or something. Get used to it.
RANDOM STRANGER: Why is your shirt on inside out?
ME: Because I am dorktarded! GET USED TO IT.