Friday, March 2, 2012

The B Word! GIVEAWAY

Since the last giveaway was so much fun, I have decided to do another one. This one is a bit different. You won't be submitting your favorite quote to be stitched. Rather you will be winning THIS:


the only B word
you should call a
girl is
Beautiful.
bitches love being
called
beautiful.

THE LACE. It is cute.


This is not my own saying. It's rolling around on Pinterest. If anybody knows who actually coined it, let me know so that I can credit him/her.


HERE'S THE DEALIO:


Go ahead and comment. Anything. Like, hello! or, 'sup? or, my cat sneezes carrot globs! It doesn't really matter. Enter as many times as you'd like. I'm leaving this contest up for an entire week. So tell your friends! Your neighbors! Your bitchez!


I will announce the wiener next Friday (March 9). If nobody enters then I will hang it from my neck like a ginormous sad necklace.


OKAY PLEASE ENTER YES NOW!

15 comments:

  1. That is probably my favorite saying ever, so you should enter me to win it! Also to keep you from becoming the crafty Flavor Flav. Yeah boyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  2. I NEED THAT!! It is completely awesome!! :)

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  3. No cat. No carrot globs. Just me, hoping to win. Thanks.

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  4. Thanks all y'all!

    I have had a few people unable to comment and until I bribe Mr. Floozy to look at it, consider yourselves still in! Just send me an email to thecottonfloozy@gmail.com and I will be sure to enter you! Plus, don't worry. The giveaway doesnt close for another week!

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  5. Perfection, since I am both beautiful and a bitch.

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  6. Awesome! I may have to enter multiple times.

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  7. No cats... but my dog does sneeze in my face sometimes. I forgive him, though, because besides knowing "shake" he also knows "high five!" and "bow to your sensei!" He's pretty much the coolest dog ever. :)

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  8. It is very clear to me that this is meant for my house. First of all, I totally stole this quote from Elizabeth's (Flourish in Progress) fb page and shared it on my fb page. And B.) duh, it's just meant for me, cuz I'm all bitchy and after I spend a solid hour in the bathroom (and with enough liquor) people think I'm BEAUTIFUL. Have you SEEN my freshman year picture???? Who else could make their bangs into a gravity defying fan like that? (Besides every other midwestern girl in the early 90's with a curling iron and a can of Aqua Net...)
    Hi. Pick me.

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  9. This comment is for Giddy99:

    'I want in!'

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  10. I WANT this and I DESERVE this, you know I do! My mammaries ache for this!

    *interesting note on the word "mammaries". Apparently it's not a real word, the correct plural form is actual mammary glands, but fuck it, I will use whatever word I want, even if I made it up! I had to look this up on dictionary.com, btw.

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  11. As your first online customer and an old friend of Mr. Floozy, I fucking love this.

    No pressure.

    R

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  12. DER!! My stupid husband forgot to sign out of his google account, so the above comment by "crooked" is actually from me, Steph, aka Spytebunnee, so please count that as two comments from me!! Besides, Brandon doesn't like it when I call him a bitch, he's no fun like that at all!

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  13. That was an actual LOL moment. Thanks, Marie!

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