Friday, March 30, 2012


Greetings, Earthlings!

I am not dead! Yes, this blog has slowed down to the pace of a molasses glacier, but you can blame that on February and March. Those are stoopid stoopid months wherein I become as productive as a the Slow-legged Syrup Sloth (native of the Molasses Glaciers) and get not much crafting done.

So, big surprise! I'm going to do another GIVEAWAY KERPOW! Because you know what this world needs, besides adequate food/wealth distribution? FREE STUFF.

Here's the rules. Enter by leaving a comment. You get counted twice for the random drawing if in your comment you tell me why exactly March sucks so much. Contest ends next Friday -- April 6th at midnightish. You have an entire week to think about how awesomesauce it would be to have this hanging next to your bowling tournament ribbons.

I guess I should show you what you will win (plus random Floozy goodie merch I usually throw in the package).

The winning item is this cute little vintage frame with the word 'awesomesauce' stitched inside. YOU LOVE IT I KNOW YOU DO. So please enter my giveaway. Go forth and comment my awesomesauce peeps. 


  1. I love it love it love it! And I must have it!! Pick me!!!!

  2. I love it. I'm in a mom's group and we named ourselves "Awesomesauce". Okay, I named us "Awesomesauce", but it is clear to me that this should be mine.
    I'm glad you're back!!!!

  3. Ooohhhh!!!! I want it!!! And March sucks major @$$ bc Matt had, not one, but TWO chemo rounds this month! It doesn't get much suckier than that...

  4. March is a horrible month because Mother Nature has one giant period for 31 days. Mary Ellen

  5. March sucks because you feel like you're gaining some momentum on the year in February - I mean that sucker flies by with it's only 28 days (wait, we had 29 days this year? Who decided that?) anyway - and then all the sudden the year slams on it's brakes and throws a frelling 31 day month at you - not to mention all the wind that makes my puppy develop several anxiety and personality disorders and doesn't do much for my Fibromyalgia (or hair for that matter) as well.

    March also induces run-on sentences. Come to think of it, that's probably the real reason March sucks.

  6. Oooo awesome! And saucy!

    March sucks because it has ides. And we must always beware the ides. Especially if we're Julius Caesar and have ambitious senators.

  7. March sucks because it's my birthday month... and who actually likes admitting that they are just one year closer to tucking their bosom into their undergarments (I had a Freudian slip there and had originally typed "udergarments" which would be appropriate once I reach that stage!).

    I have totally stolen the use of the word awesomesauce from you. My husband is kinda getting sick of it! lol