Friday, April 20, 2012

help me, i'm poor.

UPDATE WINNER: I am sure this is a surprise to no one -- the winner is Spytebunnee! See? It pays to overwhelm the comment section if you really really want to be the winner!


Blogger Spytebunnee said...
I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention!


I am getting really tired of putting the word giveaway in the title. So from now on, I'll just trust in your intelligence that you can figure that out on your own, since that pretty much is my thang right now. It's a phase. Like that time I wanted to be a cop until I learned about the 'push-up test' you have to pass in order to be one. Or the time I wanted to be a private investigator. Or the time I wanted to be a mortician. That one lasted, like, a whole hour, until I remembered my sensitivity to smell and my overactive gag reflex.


Today's Awesome Friday Giveaway is a movie quote from Bridesmaids. It is little (4" hoop) and belongs over the door of your empty pantry. I first stitched this quote for an Etsy customer, and loved it, so I'm bringing it back. It's so simple and to the point. 


help me, i'm poor.




I loved Bridesmaids. All of it, except for the puking scene. (Did I mention my overactive gag reflex?)  Kristin Wiig was heelarious, but Melissa McCarthy was pretty much the funniest woman in the world in that movie. I want to take her to prom.


You know the rules, RIGHT? Post here in the comment section. However many times you feel comfortable with. I won't judge you.


Giveaway ends WEDNESDAY APRIL 25TH MIDNIGHTISH. Winner announced Thursday April 26th here on this very blog post, so be sure to check back! 


Tell me how poor you are.

20 comments:

  1. I'm so broke, I go to KFC to lick other peoples fingers!

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  2. I'm so broke, my husband and I got married for the rice!

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  3. I'm so poor that I just went to McDonalds and put a small fry on layaway!

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  4. I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention!

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  5. I'm so poor, I can't even pay you a compliment.

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  6. I'm so poor, I can't even put my two cents in the conversation

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  7. We were so poor, we couldn't take our youngest sister to the doctor. She was crazy and thought she was a chicken. Besides, we really needed the eggs. *BOCK BOCK*

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  8. I vote that you give this to Stephanie for sheer amazing participation. --Mary Ellen

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  9. I'm so poor that the Cotton Floozy takes pity on me and buys me a coffee and a cream puff every time we hang out! =/

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  10. I'm so poor that I have to google "I'm so poor" jokes because I can't afford an imagination!

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  11. I'm so poor that the only reason I am entering this giveaway so many times is because I need the cloth because I can't afford to buy maxi-pads or tampons!

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  12. I'm so poor that the only other reason I am entering this giveaway so many times is because I have no job so I have plenty of time to sit around and enter giveaways while neglecting my child and housework.

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  13. I am not so poor as to keep my name out of the drawing so POOR (sptebunnee) can win. LOL

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  14. So Por, I can ony affrd 1/2 the vowls.

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  15. comment comment comment I need to watch this movie, but redbox never seems to have it! Oh well, at least I finally smartened up and saved you as a fav instead of hoping to remember to check your blog

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  16. I am so poor that I would not waste the postage sending that to me. Give it to someone that you can walk over to. I'll just make my own out of old socks and green potatoes.

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  17. I'm so poor that I can't afford to see this movie, but will trust that it is funny and adequately summarized in this stitching.

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  18. so poor, i couldnt afford the internet to post another comment

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  19. Like, OMG!! I don't know what to say!! I'd like to thank my family and friends who have supported me throughout the years! I'd like to thank Google for it's awesome website that helped me find all of those "I'm so poor jokes". And finally, I would like to give a shout out to God!

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