Who has the fairest poop story of them all?
Unfortunately,one day my poor little boy wasn't feeling well. I placed him on the futon and put him down for a nap. He woke shortly after saying his tummy hurt. I walked over to see if maybe taking him to the bathroom would work. He was laying there in a little ball with his naked booty in the air. Just as I was about to ask he started to bear down. Seconds later a turd shot out like a cork from a celebratory bottle of wine! You could see the relief on his face and I'm sure he could see the horror on mine, as the flood gates opened and liquid stool started flowing forth! I snatched him up as quick as I could, and holding him at arms length, ran to the nearest bathroom!
ALL of your poop stories were magnificent! But Kitty killed me with the 'turd shot out like a cork' sentence.
It's a GiiiivvvveAwaaaay! (Please tell me you read that in your head with an Oprah voice.)
Today's giveaway is this cute little bathroom birdie -- the last one from my Etsy shop. He wants you to feel good about your bowel movements.
|'your poop smells nice'|
Great for families besieged with potty-training!
I have sold a poopload of these birdies. And I won't be selling anymore of them until late this summer at craft fairs. So here is your last chance to procure one for awhile.
|Make sure your guests feel comfortable |
going Number Two in your guest bathroom!
Last night at my Stitch & Bitch, we started sharing potty training horror stories. One of my friend's son is currently learning how to defecate in the toilet with limited success. The biggest problem my friend has encountered is that her little boy is a budding artist. He likes to use his poop to finger paint. ALL OVER his entire bedroom. Another friend told us about how her sister has a framed picture of her kids playing with dump trucks full of what appears to be mud. Yeeeeaaaah. And possibly the worst story shared last night was about a friend of a friend who had two children, close in age, both in diapers, who were caught taste-testing the contents of each other's diapers. OMG.
Back to the deets for this Giveaway! It ends a week from today (Thursday May 24th). Enter a comment in this post for a chance to win. This time instead of doing the random drawing thing, I'm going to have a contest. Please share your own horror stories about potty training. Whoever has the funniest, weirdest, and/or grossest story WINS! I will be the judge of whom I think deserves the birdie, but go ahead and comment about whose story you like best. I am easily influenced because I am a Pisces.
I know I have a few International readers who might also be interested in winning this charming wall sampler. Go ahead and enter. The birdie is light enough that it doesn't cost too much to ship.
Speaking of international peoples -- here is an 'appreciation photo' from one of my British customers.
|Your poop smells nice, guv'nor!|
But of course, here is my favorite appreciation photo.
OKAY ENTER NOW PLEASE FEEL FREE TO HORRIFY ME.