SQUAWK! This is so fugly. Sure, I was out of town and had limited resources, but come on! My meds must not have been working that day.
And you see it, right? If you look at it out of the corner of your eye or stare at it while squinting. It doesn't look like it says 'Never trust a skinny cook.' It looks like it says, 'Never trust a skinny [rhymes with SQUAWK!].' So not good! (But maybe kinda true? I have limited experience in that department.)
Sorry, dear SIL. I have made you a new one. Hopefully this one will be more family-friendly for your kitchen.
|Never trust a SKINNY cook.|