|BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN|
I made this for my gal pal, Joanna Brooks. Even though she was recently on The Daily Show and has never gotten back to me about which Campbell's® soup Jon Stewart most closely resembles. Assuming that she licked his forehead. You did, right, Joanna? Duh, of course you did. His forehead tastes like Campbell's® kosher Vegetarian Vegetable soup, I bet.
I have been watching the debates. In my head. From all of my friends' Facebook statuses. Which I am totally sure counts. I was glad to hear that Ritt Momney has a Binder Full of Women, because, HEY! I do, too.
Truly my favorite part of last night's debate, though, was when Ritt Momney and Obamarama circled each other for a few agonizing minutes and then made out. HOTT.
The VP debate was also entertaining. It was inspirational to see how far Screech from Saved By the Bell has come since graduating from Bayside High School.
|Screech all growed up.|