So heya, Connie, could you please email me your address so that I can mail this to you?
Thanks to everybody who participated!
My heart grew three sizes yesterday, so I have decided to do a...
Remember how last year Craft Gossip featured my Christmas Story sampler?
Well, this year I made another one. And it is even cooler because it could be hanging on your very own wall. Or you could win it and give it as a present to your favorite funny aunt. Whatever you want. Within reason. No, I will not fly to Neil Gaiman's house and knock on the door wearing a mistletoe hat to give him this. Except that, yeah, I would totally do that.
|Deck the harrs |
with boughs of horry
fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra.
How do you enter? Two ways. You can comment here on this blog post. Maybe wish me a merry christmukkah or whatever you celebrate this season. Solstice! Festivus! Dexter-Season-Finalevus!
Or you can earn double entry (being entered twice!(which is twice as awesome!)) and like me on Facebook here:
I know. I know. This is so lame of me. But I am trying to phase out posting on my own personal FB page the links to my floozy stuff and just have it posted on my Cotton Floozy page. This is actually an effort for me to be less annoying, not more, I promise. I mostly promise. Also, Mr. Floozy left Facebook and that dropped my number by one 'like' which really bugs me.
Did I ever tell you how pretty you are?
What I will never do is tell you to follow me on Twitter. I super suck at Twitter. I am on it for the sole purpose of following funny people. And to stalk Neil Gaiman.
Okay, so if I have not made your heart shrink three sizes with this post about love and the holidays and free shiz, go ahead and comment! Or 'like' me on Facebook. OR to win ten thousand bonus entries, buy me a new snowblower. Ours is death-rattley.
This contest closes in TWO DAYS. On December 13th Thursday on the twelfth stroke of midnight. And then I will ship it out on the next day, IF you return to visit, to check if you won so you can give me your shipping address. If you don't let me know in time, I will randomly draw another person. Because there is a time crunch here, people. Christmas is nigh!