Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells a GIVEAWAY!

UPDATE: May I introduce you to the winner!


Connie Labby
So much Christmookah and Festivus joy!!! Random acts of errant kindness and you'll shoot your eye out, kid.


So heya, Connie, could you please email me your address so that I can mail this to you?


Thanks to everybody who participated!




My heart grew three sizes yesterday, so I have decided to do a...

GIVEAWAY!


Well, this year I made another one. And it is even cooler because it could be hanging on your very own wall. Or you could win it and give it as a present to your favorite funny aunt. Whatever you want. Within reason. No, I will not fly to Neil Gaiman's house and knock on the door wearing a mistletoe hat to give him this. Except that, yeah, I would totally do that.

Deck the harrs
with boughs of horry
fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra.


How do you enter? Two ways. You can comment here on this blog post. Maybe wish me a merry christmukkah or whatever you celebrate this season. Solstice! Festivus! Dexter-Season-Finalevus!

Or you can earn double entry (being entered twice!(which is twice as awesome!)) and like me on Facebook here:


I know. I know. This is so lame of me. But I am trying to phase out posting on my own personal FB page the links to my floozy stuff and just have it posted on my Cotton Floozy page. This is actually an effort for me to be less annoying, not more, I promise. I mostly promise. Also, Mr. Floozy left Facebook and that dropped my number by one 'like' which really bugs me. 

Did I ever tell you how pretty you are?

What I will never do is tell you to follow me on Twitter. I super suck at Twitter. I am on it for the sole purpose of following funny people. And to stalk Neil Gaiman.

Okay, so if I have not made your heart shrink three sizes with this post about love and the holidays and free shiz, go ahead and comment! Or 'like' me on Facebook. OR to win ten thousand bonus entries, buy me a new snowblower. Ours is death-rattley.

This contest closes in TWO DAYS. On December 13th Thursday on the twelfth stroke of midnight. And then I will ship it out on the next day, IF you return to visit, to check if you won so you can give me your shipping address. If you don't let me know in time, I will randomly draw another person. Because there is a time crunch here, people. Christmas is nigh! 

Fah Who Foraze, Enter my Giveaway, Dah Who Doraze! 

35 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas Floozy!!! I'm totally entering :) And I already like you on FB, am friends with yo on FB and follow you on Twitter.

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  2. I will do one better and share it on my facebook wall, if I can figure out how to do that from my phone. Plus, you need to enter my giveaway, little lady. Yeah. Ya do.

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    1. everybody go to Cornfed Girl's website for her giveaway. one word. vibrator!

      also, your painting is really lovely. you is talented lady person,

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  3. Ello! Fb fan (Carrie Cousino) already and now commenting on awesome stuffs :)

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  4. Merry Christmabacon! Have a fantabulous holiday my dear! I love your posts and also your hair is very pretty.

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  5. Woo! I already follow you on FB, so do I get a double? We watch The Christmas Story marathon all day like zealots whenever it is on, so this would be an especially lovely addition to our home and our Floozy collection. (We haven't seen it yet this year, but my 4-year-old daughter and I have been singing Jingle Bells with a big ol' raspberry on the end, a la Mrs. Parker and her clan. This is, as I'm sure you already know, hilarious.) Thanks for making all the nutty cool stuff you do, you're an inspiration!

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    1. You are totally double-entered. Wow, that sounded pervy.

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  6. This is awesome....and I'm going to like your fb page right now.

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  7. I would love to win this, sneak it into the Christmas Story house in Cleveland, and hang it on the wall someplace. Do you think they would notice?! Like you on FB too.

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    1. The Christmas Story house! I want to become a ninja just so that I can make this happen.

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  8. Johi told me to come, so here I am. I would very much like to be entered in this contest, thank you very much. Oh, and I have a giveaway for some Christmas Story paraphernalia as well, so feel free to enter mine if you'd like! ;)

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    1. I really want to enter your giveaway, too! How do I get there? I can't find it. Halp.

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    2. mistyslaws.wordpress.com

      I don't usually pimp out my blog on other people's blogs, so I didn't want to just put that link when I commented. I assumed it connected from my name up there, but guess not. Anyway . . . enter away!!

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  9. A very merry Decemberween to you and yours! ur facebook newly liked friend

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  10. I would love to be entered for this! I LOVE this movie and everytime they sing that song I just crack up! So fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra to you too!

    ps...I am alo a FB fan

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  11. I want this more than a red rider bb gun. I will triple like you on FB with my amazing powers of...yeah ok just once.
    Snowblower is in the mail.
    '{DSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssx<--Happy Mousemas from my cat...
    "}Tttty

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  12. Merry Christmas and hope your Chinese turkey (head off, of course!) tastes delicious. ;) Thanks.
    sweepster49 at comcast dot net

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  13. Merry Christmas! I have got to win this for my BF who LOVES a Christmas Story. It plays in our house the fill 24 hours that it's on for Christmas AND we are singing this song ALL year long (along with saying FRAGILE)!

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  14. merry christmukkah My family loves the movie A Christmas Story and my son is getting a red ryder BB gun this year!
    bjn1957{at}gmail{dot}com

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  15. Merry Christmas, My sister loves A Christmas Story and watches it every year. I would love to give this to her.

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  16. aww, you is pretty too. this is my favorite movie. weird how all my favorite movies are christmas movies. or maybe it's not. anyhoo, i love this. gimme.

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  17. Merry Christmakkuh and Happy Solstice. I liked you on FB, this giveaway is wonderful. My favorite Christmas movie is the original Miracle on 34th St. Marlene mplemel@yahoo.com

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  18. HAYYYYY FLOOZEHHHH! Happy CRISSMASSSolstinukahulezaa.

    I already follow all your pages and also follow you to the grocery store when you're wearing your special "bootylicious" sweat pants. Mmhmm. Work it.

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  19. Oh! Frageel-eh! Must be Italian!

    Happy Christmas Cotton Floozy!

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  20. Here's the comment wishing you a Merry Christmas, noting that I like you on facebook, and sincerely hoping that I win.

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  21. So much Christmookah and Festivus joy!!! Random acts of errant kindness and you'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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  22. I <3 floozy Christmas

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  23. that was supposed to be a heart. i heart floozy Christmas.

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  24. Floozy is new to me, laughing already! Have a very merry everything!

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  25. To all of you new and lovely ladies (and men? any men here?) who have entered, I duper heart you! Thanks!

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  26. haha! my father in law would laugh so hard if this showed up on his tree!

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