|MAHANA YOU UGLY|
There is a little known tropical paradise called Man Island where the main types of currency are cows and women. And Wonka bars.
Here. Watch 'Johnny Lingo.' YOU ARE WELCOME.
|there is misery|
|in the air|
|people dying everywhere|
|so ... happy birthday!|
|'your poop smells nice'|
Great for families besieged with potty-training!
|Make sure your guests feel comfortable |
going Number Two in your guest bathroom!
|Your poop smells nice, guv'nor!|
|flibberty jibberty! a favorite grandma-swear!|
|His identity is protected in case any evil fairies |
are looking at my blog and want to fairy-nap him
and feed him acorns and pixy wings.
|Sarah Palin: CRAZY RETARDED|
|The best fertilizer for this plant|
is the moral outrage of a bleeding-hearted liberal.
|WINTER IS COMING. DUN DUN DUUUNNN.|
|My iPad tries on the cozy. Is jealous.|