I kill electronics.
Here is proof.
I was using a light box to trace an embroidery pattern, when suddenly FSZZZZTT! the wire sparked and immediately broke off from the thingey.
There is this very cool website called The Dialectizer where you can put in your sentence or phrase and it will spit out a dialectized version. Your choices include Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker. Go follow that link. Have fun. Or as the Swedish Chef would say, "